About Me. 

Single 28 year old female seeking a tall, dark, handsome male. Excellent banter is required. Dislikes candlelit dinners and flashing of the cash. Loves ice cream and being active.

Will find her in the gym, on the gram, on a beach, or laughing with friends. 

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Can you imagine? 

 

That's how they used to do it. I wonder if dating was easier back then?

Oh come on. Of course it was! They didn't have to swipe left or right or be judged in 0.03 seconds by how you look. I mean there is absolutely nothing about what I look like in the above paragraph. Perhaps I should have written 'single fair maiden'. I can't. I can't cope with it, it's too funny. It's like selling yourself in words. Females are categorically shite at that. We can't even do it on a CV. If you can, kudos to you. 

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Why a cactus? Well, put Middle East and penis together and that's what you get. I mean dating is prickly stuff. No one wants to do it do they? I mean, no one wants to do a cactus either. 

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Ok so basically, I'm a story teller.  This is my blog about being on the path to find love with a single hottie with excellent banter. Trust me when I say this, I seem to attract the most ridiculous situations and you can find them all here. 

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