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#14 Pingu.

A one night stand with a twist.













This story is a hard one to write.


As I've said before, my walls are as big as China's. The Great Wall. And that's because like a lot of us, I suffered from a severe dose of a broken heart. But that does not mean that a girl does not have needs. It had been 13 months since I'd had sex and I was going out of my mind horny.


This day did not turn out how I expected. I was on a boat party that included the Narc. We ended up in a beach club that not only accommodated our group, myself and the Narc BUT the girl he was on and off with after we split AND the girl he fucked whilst we were together. That was a first... for all of us. No I did not go home with the Narc. That's just stupid.


How do you think I handled it? I laughed, I laughed a lot. I was sassy and carefree and couldn't give two sh*ts about him. After making one of the girls sh*t her pants with my presence, I am sure you may be able to guess which one; I weirdly got pretty friendly with the other one. The Narc couldn't cope and made a run for it, I don't blame him, I also would have turned into Houdini.


On such a high from a day where I could be myself even in his presence (in a bikini) with all of our friends who all knew our history, I just danced the night away. I was pretty hammered at this stage and bumped into other friends that meant I left the boat group and carried on the party. This is where I met Pingu and to be honest, I couldn't even tell you what we talked about. I haven't to this day got a clue because I was so drunk.


I think it must have been 0.5 seconds before I decided that I was going to take this man home. Because logistically in my head, the reason he was perfect was:

1. He was on holiday

2. He would have plans the next day so wouldn't stick about

3. I would never see him again


We chatted, I kissed him and before I knew it, I was dragging him back to mine in a taxi. I didn't waste any time when he got to mine and before I knew it I was naked and so was he. Then I learnt my first lesson. Don't sleep with boys who are very drunk because they can't perform and he was small. It was naughty and good... on the sofa, the dining room table and the floor and then it was over. He fell asleep on my carpet and I had to drag him to bed.


I had had my first one night stand but I was eager the next morning to get rid of him and was trying to work out how to do that when he was still sleeping in my bed. Eventually he woke and to my surprise, my beer goggles obviously hadn't been working because he was way better looking than I had released. Beautiful green eyes, a gorgeous smile, great body, handsome face. So we had sex again and ordered pizza, up to you which order you think that happened in.


As he was consuming a slice of pizza walking over to me in his trousers from the night before, abs on show and sitting down next to me, I was kinda taken aback and I didn't really want him to leave (which was a worrying thought obviously, he was on freaking holiday). He couldn't get hold of his mate and asked if he could stay until he got in touch. Luckily we were both fans of a series that neither of us had seen the second season. So... we started watching season two.


We started off the day at other ends of the sofa and we finished the day, on top of each other eating more pizza with ice cream at 10pm that night. No sex - all day. One kissing session. A few comments that blew my mind because it turns out we were on the same wavelength. I was thinking things, he said them. I just couldn't get my head round it all and guess what? My one night stand turned into a two night stand.


He was romantic and so on point with his moves and what he said, it totally just captured me. I was glad he was staying a second night and yeah, we had more sex and it was wayyy better than the the night before.


I drove him back to his mates the next morning, obviously asked for his number which he put in my phone and kissed him goodbye.


I was at a beach club with a friend that day (it was a public holiday so him staying a second night was totally meant to be) and I decided to message him. No WhatsApp. That's weird. Ok so a normal text.


"So... season three is out September 2019. If you don't want to wait until then, you are more than welcome to join me for a chilled day today. H"


No reply.



I decided that it was what it was and it was special and pretty magical and that it was ok to feel that way about the experience but that I would move on because he was on holiday and that was unrealistic to think there could be more.


Oh but there was...



#tobecontinued #magic

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